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VOV VURNQUIST BIOGRAPHY (taget direkt från Slapjäveln)

Vov Vurnquist. A nigga with a wide penis and a thin sense of responsibility for the safety of himself and others around him. And with good reason... he kickflipped a fucking mega ramp... no grab.

As a young man, Vov would wander the streets of Rio De Janeiro, gawking at the assorment of street performers and mustachioed whores who inhabeted these grimy avenues. Somewhere between bristly hummers from cheap prostitutes and daily cocaine buffets, the Vov managed to stumble upon a decrepid skatepark. There he witnessed Ron "The Messiah" Whaley ollieing to fakie on a quarterpipe made of rusty copper. He was high on a cocktail of mescaline and GHB. From then out the Vov was addicted to the life of varials and arials.

At his first X-Games appearance he made the crowd of over 213,000 bust a simultaneous skate-nut. Women eveywhere were astounded by his one-footed backside smith grinds, as well as the girth of his genetalia. And the rest was history...

Today he lives in Vista, CA, where he skates his own mega complex and fucks his wife in the ass.